You sing 'Are you ready for love' to try and recruit the demons using love power.

           As everyone knows, making any confectionary with love merely makes it stronger (did you not see the original Charlie And The Chocolate Factory)?

           This of course causes the fudge demons to merge into a giant hot fudge sundae, their giant merged head peering over the horizon.

           You shake your fist at the sky, yelling "Why God why?"

The End

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