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by billianblue in Action / Adventure added April 2, 2008

You are pelted...with irons!

Sergeant Wilde mulls it over for several minutes....

"Aha", he exclaims...."irons!"...."A suitable punishment for someone having committed such heinious crimes as yours..."

with that, he begins to throw irons....large ones....small ones...hot ones...cold ones....some with trailing flexes, whipping through the air as they fly amongst the yellow spotted toad dragon pancakes already littering the floor.

The garden gnomes scream frenetically and abandon their attack on the egyptian tourist and for some bizzare reason turn their spearson you...

You don't know what to do next...irons flying at you from all sides and a terrifying gang of garden gnomes gathering pace as they aim their spears in your direction.

You turn and run, but a particularly large iron still somehow attached to the ironing boad glances off the top of your head. You stagger, struggling to see through the blood now running into your eyes, truly afraid that all hope is now gone...

Just as you think the end is nigh, the egyptian tourist grabs you, and hauls you onto his camel

You pick up your only weapon...the toad pancakes...and begin to hurl them at the Sergeant and gnomes3 more branches to read

You suddenly realise that the gnomes are, in fact, circus acrobats in disguise, and are begging you to join them in Monte Carlo

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Just Chatting
"Andywho- I don't know, whereabouts are you from?"

posted 11 days ago by WillTurner

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"Have we met before?"

posted 11 days ago by andywho

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"LOL this rules! Nice One!"

posted Apr 21 by RUFRAID

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"this is mucked lol good fun though"

posted Apr 16 by Matt757

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"It's all good Adam, get involved. :D"

posted Apr 9 by WillTurner

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"I like the random endings that are appearing. I have added one of my own, I hope no one minds!!"

posted Apr 8 by Adam

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"Thanks, Surreal78 Sir! Guess I channeled my inner trout."

posted Apr 7 by Burndtree

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"haha I thought I recognised that."

posted Apr 5 by TheMessiah

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"It's all a bit of fun :D"

posted Apr 5 by WillTurner

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"this is a good game"

posted Apr 4 by youngy

comment on branch THE END. [show comment]

Just Chatting
"Sorry, Dude, I joke, that's all. I just spotted the circularity and thought it was funny, I have no intention of claiming the above as my own.

I should have perhaps listed sources:

Source: "TheMessiah" Choose Your Own Adventure Chapter 2"

posted Apr 3 by theonlygolux

comment on branch You wake up in a field...next to a fudge demon. [show comment]

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