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by WillTurner in Action / Adventure added March 27, 2008

You frantically search around for a can opener.

You curse the irony and try to think of a suitable can opener substitute that can be found in a dragon's stomach. Then it hits you...no it literally does...

You frantically try to grab a small woodpecker that has entered the stomach5 more branches to read

You fashion a can opener, Macgyver style, from a hairpin, a hand operated fan and the digested remains of John Leguizamo

You run around, the running getting slower as your body parts are digested

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