You thump his stomach, yelling "I have rights you know!"

As you scream about Human Rights violations and various treaties that governments pretend to abide by, you discover a can of something in your apron.

It's very dark in the dragons stomach but conveniently it is still bright enough to read the label on the can

'Emergency Dragon Escape Pod- Just add water'

-101 different purposes, escaping from dragons stomachs is just one of many.


The End

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