You grab Nigella and head to a Travelodge.

Were getting out of here!

She looks rather dissapointed and you promise you will do that for her two

she jumps up and down clapping


You drag her into the travel lodge and she complains there isnt a kitchen so you let her into the main restraunt of the travel lodge

you leave her there for a moment while you sprinkle flower petals on the bed and put on some swanky music while you light a candle with your feet.

When you come back to the kitchen you find something shocking

The End

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