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by WillTurner in Action / Adventure added March 14, 2008

You decide you want Nigella as YOUR wife...

 And thus begins a new quest, to claim Nigella as your bride and finally learn the truth of how she makes food so incredibly erotic just by smiling in close up at a camera.

      And so you yell at the hamster "Unhand her you vagabond!"

 The giant hamster turns and says "As I recall, you were the mook that gave her up, Now I strongly suggest you go away before I kill you."

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