You inform Nigella that you are allergic to nuts..

           "I'll have you know I'm perfectly sane!" she replies, before beating herself over the head with a saucepan and crying "Why aren't the onions talking to me? Was it something I did?"

      This of course leaves you with a moral dilemma, even more so when the giant hamster comes in, gruffly demanding his wheel back...

The End

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