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You run on an infinite hamster wheel for all eternity.

But as you run you realise you are losing weight. As your weight decreases, your favour with Jamie Oliver increases. You also feel happier and your desire to eat lessens. Suddenly Nigella Lawson appears infront of you,

"Come on sweetpea, have one of my peanut butter cookies - they are soooo convenient...?"

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