You sit on the sofa watching Hugh Grant films and ask "Why isn't my life like that?"

Still munching fudge monsters from  popcorn bag

Your couch opens its eyes and says well maybe if you stopped eating all those fudge monsters you might not be so fat and you could have a life like that !

It came to me ! "Couch your a genius" I yelled. If I could stop eating the fudge monsters and get them to watch Bridget Jones's diary them maybe just maybe they will spontanously combust !!!

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