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What you really want to do is get into film though

You get a lucky break filming die rider 2.6797. Bruce willis says hello to you as you film him kissing david hasselhoff.

You realise your just being used for Bruce Willis' and David Hasselhoff's last chance to win an oscar, by stealing Brookeback mountain's idea.

Suddenly Heath Ledger comes on his skateboard, and saves you from the oscar hungry maniacs, who seem to think your name is oscar and that you look rather tasty. Heath eats them for breakfast.

"woah, your awesome, i love you!" you exclaim madly.

"steady on, unfortunately dead people cant love alive people."

At first you think he's referring to himself, but then you realise he meant that you are the one who's dead.

You remember you sold you soul to the devil to get your lucky break in the first place.

The devil rises form hell to take you. 

What do you do?

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WillTurner "Andywho- I don't know, whereabouts are you from?"
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andywho "Have we met before?"
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RUFRAID "LOL this rules! Nice One!"
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Matt757 "this is mucked lol good fun though"
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WillTurner "It's all good Adam, get involved. :D"
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Adam "I like the random endings that are appearing. I have added one of my own, I hope no one minds!!"
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Burndtree "Thanks, Surreal78 Sir! Guess I channeled my inner trout."
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TheMessiah "haha I thought I recognised that."
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WillTurner "It's all a bit of fun :D"
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youngy "this is a good game"
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theonlygolux "Sorry, Dude, I joke, that's all. I just spotted the circularity and thought it was funny, I have no intention of claiming the above as my own.

I should have perhaps listed sources:

Source: "TheMessiah" Choose Your Own Adventure Chapter 2
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