The one legged man is still out there...and he's got your Total Film!

You feel confident in the knowledge that he only has one leg so he can't have gone. far. So you leap out of bed and pull on yesterdays Calvin Klein boxers. feeling proud even though you only have one pair as they are so expensive. You pick up your umbrella and feel confident in the knowledge that you not only look good in your designer undies but you are also well equipped.

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