You pray to Thor to assist you in your quest.

"You gotta be joking man, you said no to a pair of Nikes...I'd like a pair of Nikes and Thor sandwich..." he says bearing down on you with a lecherous smile.

"Nike is a brand, they were trainers you idiot," you respond, instantly regretting it as you see bemusement turn to anger on Thor's face. You begin to cry, hoping that Thor will be sympathetic. But as you are part toilet the pan begins to fill with your tears and weighs you down. You find yourself sinking into the ground.

"If you wore Nick Shocks you would be able to bounce right back up," snarls the model scouts voice from nowhere...

 

The End

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