Then a model scout spots you and says you would be perfect for the new 'Nike Shocks' advert.
"A part female part demon part asteroid is really something that our target audience can relate to," she tells you, as you are hit by the overwhelming smell of fudge.
"What is your target audience?" You venture, realising that the model scout is emitting the fudgey aroma.
"Chavs, obviously. Sooo will you?" The model scout replies. You decline, and she subsequently melts with rage and turns into a fudge monster.