You begin to panic, but Jamie Oliver arrives..

     As he berates you for consuming a large amount of fudge, you decide on an all new workout- kicking him to the ground. The amusing thing is, the ceiling is made of rubber, so he keeps coming back down.

  After a while, you notice your body has returned to normal. However, so has Jamie Oliver's.

        "Look bruv, in order to escape this mysterious dimension, we need to escape together, yeah? Kushti!"

        This is truly a moral dilemma. Whilst he is incredibly annoying, his culinary skills may come in useful...


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