Canadian Guy

This is a song I wrote when I was 14. It's about the first Canadian I ever met. He had an unusual sense of humor and apparently was known for humping stuffed bears at a baptist church. Silly Canadian....
The chords progression is G C D

VERSE 1:
I first saw you
at the arcade
you turned my lemons
into lemonade

and you were with some guy
his name was chase
but I knew it was love
when I
saw your face

And you said
cute words like “bum”
and you told me how you met Sum 41

Well I don’t like China and I don’t like Japan-ada
I only love
... Canada

CHORUS:
Canadian guy!
You are my earth and sky!
and I wonder why
I love a guy from Canada

VERSE 2:
You love pranks.
so do I.
Let’s go out to the road and
beat up a guy

And when a car finally
stops with caution
we’ll just smirk and say
“we’re just joshin’!”

And we’ll laugh
all the while
‘til we make that
pissed off driver smile

Well I need a real man-ada
maybe someone from
.... Canada

CHORUS:
Canadian guy!
You are my earth and sky!
and I wonder why
I love a guy from Canada

VERSE 3:
I love land mammals
So do you
Maybe one day we can both
go to the zoo

And we’ll have so much fun
while we’re there
that is until you start to
molest the bears...

And I know
things are different in Canada
but you see
Americans aren’t quite as open
to admit to
...beastiality

VARIED CHORUS:
Canadian guy!
You are my earth and sky!
and I wonder..
....why?

BRIDGE:
Is it your golden hair?
Is it cause you humped a bear?
Cause you love M&Ms?
Cause you’re Canadian!!!

Canadian guy!
You are my earth and sky!!
You will never know
what I would do
If I
could eat
some maple syrup
with yoooooooou.

The End

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