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branch by WillTurner in Action / Adventure, Humour, Satire / Parody added Mar 10, 2008

Lord tundering methinks we caught the mother of all cod....mature

....But nay, once again the over fished waters proved to produce merely another batch of floating condoms. And thus we cursed the oceans, a foolhardy thing to do in any circumstance.

For as we tempted the Gods, truly they bestowed upon us the mother of all squalls (whose name be Brenda) and truly she did bellow and spit upon us, our curses being brought down upon us a hundredfold!

And so we did beg for our lives with the one offering we had...1 more branch to read

And who did we see but...1 more branch to read

When all at once, we came upon...No one's written this branch yet!

The End

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