Is a rodent with large breasts,
Or that a 'writing bug'
Is an articulate pest.
So, when I told a friend of mine
A 'bum rap' is too unkind,
He had the gall to ask me if
I could rap with my behind!
I tried to tell him clearly,
Time after time after time,
That a 'bum rap' is ill circumstance --
A butt cannot bust rhymes!
"Ah, damn!" he said, dejected,
"For surely, you'd be famous,
Who'd ever think that one could quote
Rap verses from one's anus!"
He must have bumped his head
He couldn't understand
The only sound is flatulence
An ass makes on demand.
It cannot quote Shakespeare,
Nor Nas nor Biggie Smalls,
The other side can come correct
(Then again, it's got balls.)
After this drole exchange
My friend bid me "adieu,"
I went back to my Pudding Pop
Geez! How'd it get in my SHOE?!?
end.
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