Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the beach ...
Boredchurch 2.0 – the return
I Ext day
THE DOCTOR (can’t remember his character’s name): I hate to say it but I think there is only one solution.
GWEN: you mean … take off and nuke the site from orbit?
THE DOCTOR: that isn’t what I meant but now you mention it.
GWEN: well, what did you mean, clever dick?
THE DOCTOR: now you mention it, that is what I meant.
GWEN: I’m so glad we agree on something.
II Boredchurch Community Hall.
A large sign has gone up in the window: JE SUIS ANASTASIA. Along with a smaller one, CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE and an even smaller one, THIS IS NOT THE FURTHER NOTICE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.