In the beginning, everything was blue. Including the sky. Then one day, somebody decided that blue would eventually disappear if nobody knew what wasn't blue. So they started a war on blue. However, when they tried to kamakazie the sky, they couldn't hit it and crashed. After everything but the sky was blue, people decided that blue was still pretty attractive, so they decided to make the sea blue. The people in the landlocked regions got mad because they couldn't see one of them. So other things were made blue too. However, the rebellious group known as the Blue Man Group decided to band together in a place called Roanoke. Then the planes that tried to kamakazie the sky crashed on the town. There were three survivors.