How does that thing with the electric doohickey in it work, exactly?

It works exactly how its supposed to work, how you think it works, how it should work, how it would work, how it could work, and how it thinks it is supposed to work. However, the doohickey runs on cognac, so therefore I won't tell you how to put the cognac in the doohickey, because then I would be out of cognac.

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