You come from your mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who came from her mother, who was placed here by alien horse people. Those alien horse people evolved on the same planet as alien mindworms.

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In honour of Protagonize's 2nd birthday, and our new writing form, I thought I'd post this. I'm sure a few of you noticed that this is the text that I had as demo copy in the form screenshots I posted here and there. Sneaky, I am. :)

As to the story itself — it's a question and answer session with our protagonist, Bob.

Bob is an inscrutable man of indeterminate age, but the logical assumption would be that he's well into middle age (45-55 or so.) He's independently wealthy, a connaisseur of fine cognac, and has a penchant for luxury and the company of younger women. He also drives a Bugatti Veyron, but also has a Maserati in his spacious garage for times he decides to "rough it". I'm not sure where he lives, but it's somewhere expensive, exclusive, and private. That's pretty much it.

Each new branch should be a (hopefully interesting or funny) question, followed up by an answer to that question. Answers should attempt to be pithy and witty, and provide some sort of closure to the question at hand. The narrator (unnamed) may also chime in if required.

Anyone can feel free to join in.

Cheers, and a hearty happy birthday to the site.
-nick

updated Jan 6 '10 by nickb