And now for something completely different.Mature

Let me just be silly and wax philosophical for a moment.

I'm going to lay some Star Wars philosophy on ya. This is the Sith code. I think the Sith are way better people than the Jedi.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

I don't believe that peace is a lie. But I believe passion is important. And I believe in the rest of it, if I literally believed in The Force and stuff. If I were in Star Wars, I would be a rogue Jedi with a purple lightsaber. If you're enough of a Star Wars fan, you know exactly what kind of person I am philosophically from that information. If not, research it or something if you feel like knowing.

And now, a poem I wrote about a month ago, when I was having my first ever "manic episode" - a very competent expert assures me that I'm not bipolar, and people who are not bipolar can have "manic episodes," too.

I think it's hilarious.

It's about sex. And being a Doctor Who fan and a crazy cat person who loves women.


Sex is… Doctor Who…

MAN, that Doctor who is EROTIC!

Sex is… WOMEN… women are so incredibly SENSUAL…

I’m a LESBIAN and I love Doctor Who…


SEXY might also be Cats…

People write odes to sunlight. I'm basically a vampire, so here's my poem about sunlight:

The sun is awful.
It gives you cancer.
It is killing you slowly.
You will die soon.

I think that's pretty funny, too. I'm never fully serious about anything, by the way, in case you haven't guessed yet.

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