I am on board a pirate ship. Never in my life I didn't think I would say that. I find myself facing a thin straw haired man with an eye patch wearing grey shabby clothes, the other bald, with black ripped clothes and a hook for a left hand.
"Hi" they say and gleam their yellow teeth at me.
"Hi" I say back to them.
"Oh sorry miss, would you like some rum?" the bald one asks rubbing a dirty bottle in front of me.
"Err... no thanks"
"Sorry again miss we haven't introduced ourselves, I'm Stevens, and this is my good friend Tyler" Stevens says in a friendly manner, and weird for a pirate.
"Hi" Tyler says blushing and waves at me.
"Please, allow us to escort you to the cap'ns cabin" they lead me through some double doors, into a big room with crystal lights. A table in the middle has a red throw over it set with fruit, meat, rum and all the food in the world. It's wonderful. "Do sit down miss" he pulls a chair out, and lets me sit in it.
"Wow" I say analysing the room. Ahead of me, lies a picture on the wall of the Queen. It makes me roll my eyes, and under it lies a plaque, Queen of the Pirates. "That... says Queen of the Pirates"
"That's because you are miss, you have been for centuries, ever since you entered the body of a little girl"
"Right, whatever" all of this is a load of crap. I don't wanna believe it.
"Do help yourself to whatever you want" I look at the food on front of me, rip a chicken leg off and wolf it down. I have a sudden feeling that I'm going to go along with this, to help me get back home. The doors burst open and the captain strides in.
"Off we go North my Queen, if you don't mind of course" he says in a polite manner.
"Not at all" I say glancing at the picture again. "Not at all"