"Look Sheila, everything's gonna be fine. Just watch your tables, pick up your drinks, and all will be well."
"Oh, so I can't do my job? Is that what you're saying?"
"Yes, that is what I'm saying. No, wait how did you even get that from what I said?"
"Nevermind. No, you're just fine. That margarita is sitting there getting watery."
In a massive huff, Sheila grabs her table's drinks while fixing an evil eye on you the entire time, and snorts as she walks off. Did you really look at her and think she was cute a minute ago? Or maybe this is just why you're single most of the time.