Lortomino is a polite word to refer to a person who cannot stand still for even a second. The word was invented back when people still couldn't spell that well - alternatively, you might say they had more freedom in spelling. "Lort" was the original spelling of "loiter", and "mino" is a contraction of "minimum". If a lortomino was forced to stay in place for longer than a minute they would either spontaneously combust or go insane - see lortamabbled (verb) for the first and lortorrazy (noun) for the latter.

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