Well then, fine, you didn't die.
For now though, let's skip all the boring intro stuff and go straight for the adventure! *cheers*
So after another tedious shift at work, you head off to go grab some lunch. Since you favorite deli is just around the corner, you decide to walk thinking about how you can now get that giant chocolate chip cookie with the extra calories you burned off.
On your way there, you spot a tree that just seems a little bit off (it's in the middle of a trafic intersecton)