In the Beginning before the land of cellphones and before the time where internet reined supreme, a woman and, irroncally enough, a man who came to have an understanding...

(sort of)

Which grew into a passion...

(not really)

Or, rather, love...

(they hated each other)

so they decided to have a child...

(complete accident)

This child, this prodigy, was destined to fullfull the long awaited prophecy of untold of adventure...and so on and so forth

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