Ok, it all started when the fugly principal measured Tammy’s mini
dress—I saw him put the ruler next to her thigh and he took way
too long down there, he’s such a pervert. Anyway, her dress was
way short so she was sent home to change “Into something more
proper” the nasty principal said.
So she was like, “whatever” and turned from him with a whip of
hair that sprung out real emotionally like a F-you.
Later that day she entered the school like a true diva, make up
upped with glitter in her eyebrows, and when she busted into the
bustling lunch room with assless chaps on everyone took notice.
To credit her class I must add that she had on tan spandex
underneath. The hooting and hollering attracted all of the teachers
within an earshot and before the good time could officially kick off
Tammy was back in the principals office getting reamed.
After Thanksgiving break every girl, and a few fruity guys, rocked
assless chaps. The seedy porn shop was unusually busy on