Nessie was registered in late 1992, so she is 17. Sasi was registered on the 5th October 2001 so she is 8, 9 in October. Nessie was a Ford Fiesta but Sasi is a Vauxhall Corsa.

Sasi is a cheeky, sassy funloving naive IDIOT! Nessie had a hologram generator which she could have used to talk to me but she didn't use. She preffered to talk to me face-to-face. Or rather bumper-to-face since I'm only 1m tall. Sasi used her hologram generator ALL THE TIME. Her hologram is a cute 8 year old girl with metallic blue hair just like the car.

Sasi will never shut up and hates any mention of the New Vauxhall Corsa. A bit like a friend of mine actually. Nessie was quiet and couldn't care less about the new Fiesta. In her own words, "Why should I bother about the stupid things. There are more of them than there are of me.I'm more bothered about not rusting."

And there's another thing, Sasi swears ALL THE TIME but Nessie refuses to swear. Strange really.

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