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by TheMessiah in Humour, Literary, Satire / Parody added March 12, 2008

She woke up in a crows nest

"What's up, you look baffed blud," called the mother crow, her gold hoop earrings waving in the wind.

"Crows don't have ears," she mumbled staring at the crow.

"You givin' me beef?" snarled the crow, her beak scarily close.

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