why santa doesnt work anymore
"And that's why Santa doesn't come around any more
The grey building was surrounded by most of town's population. The police had get every officer working to maintain the crowds. There were even folks who flew in especially for this event. Every local and international news paper, TV and radio were covering such an event never in their lives would they have thought that they would be covering such a juicy event, one would thought Christmas came early.
The actual room was packed. No media was allowed into the room at all. Everyone was silent. Mrs. Wilsons sat on edge wearing her tight skirt and her breast slightly showing like on the day it occurred. Mr. Johnson her lawyer shuffled through his notes while the accused went up to the stand and was swore (though the fat bastard seemed to be in too much of a pleasant mood) Mr. Johnson got up and walked up to the stand and stood right in front of Santa.
"hmm" Mr. Johnson quickly ran through the possible arguments in his then out of the blue.
"SO SANTA ,DID YOU OR DID NOT SAT IN THAT DEPARTMENT CHAIR AND CALLED MY CLIENT A HO NOT ONCE BUT THREE TIMES"
"Ho,Ho,Ho I didn't" Santa replied while looking Mrs.Wilson
Mr Jonson's face turned beetroot red.
YOU SEE EVERONE HE DID IT AGAIN
Ho Ho Ho, but...
But, but, but, Ho Ho Ho
Can you even stop ?
But I am santa
Yes everyone in court knows who you but that doesn't excuse calling my client six additional times in court.
"But h... "
"You really do have problem don't you can't help yourself" mr Johnson said while rolling his eyes and shaking his head theatrically.
Ho ho ho now you want a present this year"
Oh I see trying to threaten me to back of "
But....fuck this crap I don't need this all I do give give give and I get nothing in return "
The next the media was in uproar with news that Santa had a meltdown in court was sued for every buck he was worth and that's why Santa doesn't come around anymore Billy
What's a Santa?"