And So I have This Phobia..

Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns. (Believe me, I kinda get freaked out by them, too.)

I have verminophobia. I always have Purell and Lysol with me. Believe me, I hate being a freak, but I hate getting sick. I can't deal with people who sneeze on their hands and offer to shake my hand. I hate using public bathrooms. I hate touching door knobs in stores and other places besides my house. I don't like holding hands with someone who does not wash his/her hands. I hate not taking a bath. I don't like to go to small crowded places with so many people. I hate to be stuck in an elevator with dozens of people sweating and smelly. I don't like to touch things without spraying Lysol on them.

I can't really say anything else. It's pretty obvious.

What is verminophobia?  

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