E.T. #1 : SIR, THEIR SEEMS TO BE A MINOR SETBACK,SIR

E.T.#2 : FARNSWORTH! I HAVENT TRAVELLED HALFWAY ACROSS THE COSMOS TO HEAR YOU TELL ME THAT THERES A MINOR PROBLEM. GET TO THE MEAT AND POTATOES MAN I HAVENT ALL DAY.

E.T. #1 : SIR, IT SEEMS THE HUMANS ESCAPED, SIR


E.T.# 2: FARNSWORTH YOU GODDAMN FOOL! THATS NOT A MINOR SETBACK, THATS A MAJOR FUCKING FUCK UP.


E.T.# 1 I KNOW SIR BUT IT WAS NOT WITHOUT INCIDENT,SIR.


E.T. #2 INCIDENT? WHAT FUCKING INCIDENT?

E.T.#1 BATTALION 392 HAS BEEN ERADICATED AS WELL SIR.



E.T.# 2 AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE HUMANS ESCAPE FARNSWORTH?



E.T. # 1 YES, SIR AS A DIRECT RESULT. SEE THE HUMAN RAN TO THE ESCAPE PODS AND JETTISONED A LARGE WELL EQUIPT AUTO-NAV POD. HE WAS NOT ON IT. THE BATTALION HOPPED IN ANOTHER POD THE TRANSPORTER POD IN FACT, AND AS IT JETTISONED AWAY IT WAS CUT DOWN BY AN AUTO TURRET WHICH THE HUMAN MANAGED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE. HE THEN PROMPTLY JETTISONED THE REST OF THE PODS WHILE HE HIMSELF ESCAPED IN YOUR TRANSPORT, SIR, WITH THE GUIDANCE SYSTEM SET TO EARTH.



E.T. #2 RESOURCEFUL ISNT HE. HMM WELL NO MATTER I HAVE THIS DEVICE WHICH IS CONNECTED VIA SIGNAL TO THE CHIP IN MY CRUISER. ITS SIMPLY A MATTER OF PRESING THIS BUTTON AND ZIP! OUR IMPETUOUS  LITTLE GUEST IS PROMPTLY RETURNED TO US.


E.T.#1 WELL SIR THERES A PROBLEM WITH THAT. SIR



E.T.# 2 ENLIGHTEN ME FARNSWORTH DAMMIT ENLIGHTEN ME


E.T.# 1 WELL SIR OUR TELEMETRIC SCANNERS INDICATE HE IS 17 EARTH MINUTES AWAY,SIR.


E.T. #2 SO!?! HAVE YOU SOMEPLACE MOOORE IMPORTANT TO BE FARNSWORTH? GOING SOMEWHERE FARNSWORTH? DOES THE THOUGHT OF WAITING 17 EARTH MINUTES TO FIX AN OBSCENE MISCARRIAGE OF YOUR RESPONSIBILITY BORE YOU FARNSWORTH?


E.T.# 1 WELL, SIR, NO IN FACT, I DONT BUT YOU SEE THE BOMB THAT THE HUMAN ACTIVATED BEFORE HIS DEPARTURE IS SET TO GO OF IN 13 SECONDS FROM NOW.




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