Vegeta: Where did you saiyans come from?! I thought we were the only ones left!
Louis: We came from a planet called alumana as a mission from king Vegeta to rule over the planet along with it's galaxy. Once we came back to inform him that our mission was complete Planet Vegeta was gone. We went to planet namek and found out that Frieza was dead by the blabbering of the Namekians. Some told us that the person who defeated him was another saiyan named Goku who lived on earth. We went to earth to see who this Goku was and here we are now. We are going to leave in two days from now to report back to the planet we once ruled over and live there.
Vegeta: I never heard of this Alumana planet.
Me: Because you never been to our Galaxy. Now where is this Goku?
Vegeta: Kakkerot has nothing to do with you.
Louis: Kakkerot is Goku!?
Vegeta: Yes. If you want to know where he is I can't help you. All I know is that he went out with his son.
Louis: Well, thanks.
[we both walk off]
Vegeta: "sees the picture of Fuuri-chan that im holding in my hand" Who is that in your hand?
Me: Uh... My uh, girlfriend... from Alumana.
Vegeta: And Alumana has humans in it?
Louis: "whispers" Dang it.
Vegeta: Hmph! Tell me where your from or I will just have to force you.
Me: "loks at my picture of Fuuri-chan and sighs" (I can't fight all depressed... This is stupid) Why should we tell you?
Vegeta: Because I am the prince of saiyans and I need to know where your from or I will have to force you.
Louis: ... "sighs" Jesus Christ. "goes through a portal and it closes behind him"
Me: What are you the police? You don't need to know where we came from. Thats none of your business. You can't force me to tell you.
Vegeta: Hmph. We will just have to see what you saiyans are made of.
Me: (Thats weird. Vegeta doesnt usually talk like this. And he usually doesnt care where you came from... So why is he so concerned about us? Is it because we are saiyans from an unknown planet?) Why are you so concerned about where we came from?
Vegeta: It's rare to find other saiyans out here. There can't possibly be any major population in another planet I never heard about.
Me: ... it's just me and him. Thats all...
Vegeta: ... Heh. Lets see just how strong you are. "gets in his fighting stance"
me: "gets in my fighting stance" I knew this was coming. (How the heck do I use Ki energy?... Jesus, Im too freaking sad for this mess) Why do you want to fight me?
Vegeta: I never seen you a day in my life and you expect me to believe a 16 year old brat? Your not from here.
Me; It's 15 and my name is Julius. I am great friends with uh... Other saiyans.
Vegeta: ... (Havent had a fight in a long time since that battle with Birus) Heh, shall we begin?
Me: (Its amazing that after all these years Vegeta still wants to fight new people.)... "looks at the picture" (But when am I ever gonna see her again? I can't get her off my head.)
Vegeta rushes up towards me and punches my front face causing me to fly back then he appears behind me and side kicks me causing me to crash through the ground
Vegeta: Now tell me. What are you really doing here?!
Me: ...(I wonder what Fuuri-chan is doing right now? Probably playing the drums)
Vegeta: "reaches his hand out" Hmph!
Me: How come Louis has a tail but I don't? Thats crazy.
Vegeta: A-ARE YOU REALLY TALKING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!? YOUR ABOUT TO GET YOURSELF KILLED AND HERE YOU ARE STARING OFF INTO SPACE!
Me: I miss Fuuri-chan.
Vegeta: AND WHO THE HELL IS FUURI-CHAN!? THATS IT! YOUR DEAD!
He fires his big bang attack causing a huge explosion to occur and i end up barely alive all scratched up on the ground
Vegeta: Im a bit surprised that your still alive.
Me: Im a bit surprised that your still a faggot.
Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Me: Wait...this is Abridged Vegeta right?
Vegeta: COULD YOU STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF FOR ONE SECOND AND FIGHT ME!
Me: "stands up" ... Ill just fight with my hands instead of my ki.
Vegeta: This was starting to get boring. Your finally starting to show your strength?
He charges at me aiming his knee up my chin but I dodge it and counters with a side kick on his jaw causing him to slide back some
Me: ...(I wish Fuuri-chan was here)
Vegeta appears above me and slams me upward towards the sky and appears above me slamming me back down and before I reach the ground he punches my left jaw causing me to slide on through the ground rolling and flipping all over
Vegeta: And you say your a saiyan? I knew all along you was lying to me.
Me: (This must be abridged Vegeta then)
Vegeta picks me up by the collar
Vegeta: Tell me what planet you REALLY came from and why your here.
Me: ... (This is why I didnt want to come here) ...
Vegeta: No response?
He throws me then rushes up towards me repeatingly punching me in fast combat then gut puches me and kicks me causing me to fly through 5 trees. He then charges his galick gun
Vegeta: This is your final chance. Who are you and where are you from?
Louis: LOOK AT WHAT I STUMBLED UPON IN A DIFFERENT PARODY!
Me: "looks and sees Sonico, Fuuri, and Suzu" huh?
Vegeta: What in the?!
Sonico: Where are we?
Suzu: IS HE FLYING!?
Fuuri: "runs to me of course they are all speaking Japanese"
Me: I love your face.
Fuuri: What happened?!
Fuuri: "starts to cry" Your all blooded up and bruised!
Me: ... "gets up and my ki starts to rise"
Vegeta: This energy im sensing.
Me: I get to see you again yaaaaaaay. "smiles brightly with a slight tear falling down my face"
Fuuri: "blushes in shock"
Me: Let me love you and bear your children. Lets go through different parodies and introduce you to the real world.
Fuuri: "blushes brightly" U-uh.
Louis: I told her also that he loved her when we were walking through the portal and not to worry about if he's hurt. He always survive through this stuff.
Suzu: He's your brother?
Sonico: I can tell.
Me: Alright you can leave now. Your love is all I needed. "stretches"
Fuuri: Wasnt you just hurt extremely badly?
Me: Yep. Now can you please leave and hide so I actually fight now? And this episode is going really really really slow...