You think back to last Friday night and wonder if that could have possibly been you.  You did go drinking downtown, but would you have tried to drive someone else home while intoxicated?  It seems pretty unlikely, but you judgement does become impared when you drink. 

Curious, you decide to take a break and go check the back seat of your car.  Sure enough, wedged between the middle and passenger-side seats are presumably her cosmetics.  The lipstick is a cherry-red (not your usual type) and barely used.  The mascara is waterproof and onyx black.  You put them in your pocket and return to your desk, unsure of what to do.

You decide to check her profile and see what she's like without your beer goggles on.  Maybe she's worth pursuing?  You go to her page and see that she's a lawyer from across town.  She's a few years younger than you and attractive in a wholesome way.