Head to the break room because you're suddenly very hungry

Oh ... no.

"Bud! -- Hey, Bud! -- What, they cut you loose? Here's a new one -- Can a glass of water...get drunk?"

Oh ...

"HEH'HEH'HEH'HEH! -- H'Geddit?!"

Please!...

"So, where're y'headed? -- I'm gonna take a see if anybody's made coffee."

Woah! -- Change of plans! -- "I'm wanted up on Legal."

"Hey -- No rush -- They're all out on lunch -- Must be nice, eh? -- Shiney suits and shiney secretaries!"

ELEVATOR! -- STAY! -- OH PLEASE!

"Aw, guess it's Sorry, Bud -- Guess it's the push out the twelth floor window then, eh! -- Or...Suggestion you step out...for a little fresh air! -- Heh'Heh! -- What'd you do? -- Promise we could actually deliver? -- Hey, maybe we'll all be lining up...like lemmings! Yeah, well, catch y'laters! -- If you're still around, eh!"

Because this funny guy's tailed you to the first elevator that happened to stand open -- and you stepped inside -- you tap the cold steel button for the 12th floor.

Because he has tailed you to the waiting elevator, and you stepped inside -- and you only want to get away from him -- you give him a few nods, your smile, all the while oblivious to which floor-button your finger is stabbing, again and again.

Because years of his acquaintance have at last driven you to your only recourse -- Murder -- you invite him along on an impromptu coffee-break tour of the tower's less-explored lower levels.

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