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by Rac7hel in Just for Fun, Poetry added 9 days ago

A Zong

You idolize, you seize the prize,
You vocalize of vitalizing zombies.
It's amazing how lazily you breeze the maze,
You crazy lizards zooming through the kudzu.
Raze the roof with jazz kazoo,
You klutzes never sneezing to amaze me.
Waltzing with a dozen zebras;
Tis a zany thing to do,
But there's zero else as ritzy at the zoo.
Keep your gaze at the horizon.
Be exorcized, or be blazed by my bazooka.
Blitzed into your hazy daze,
You doze into your booze.
It's cozy here in these bizarre azaleas.

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"Been done?! Preposterous. Someone here will have to do a better one.

I don't know too many schl- words.... :/

That schlub, Schlegel, is always schlepping his schlock."

posted 7 days ago by Rac7hel

"Sure. Why not. It's only 11 more each at worst. I'm sure somebody will kick in a few. I think Thong song has been done, but I'd like to see what you could do with a schlong."

posted 7 days ago by redhat

"Do you think we'll make it all the way to A? Maybe after that we can start using letter combinations, like A Clong, A Thong, A Schlong..."

posted 7 days ago by Rac7hel

"Thanks Wachel. hehehe, I just figured out, if we stay on this pattern, you get Dong. You better hope somebody else jumps in."

posted 8 days ago by redhat

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"This is a great idea!!

I especially like A Xong.

Aware I am awkwardly awaiting A Wong, it will be wonderful!"

posted 9 days ago by DrPinch

comment on chapter A Xong [show comment]

"Thanks Jillian... I saw "excentric" in the dictionary and thought "eccentric" but clearly that's not the same word. Now it's explosive!!!"

posted 9 days ago by Rac7hel

comment on chapter A Xong [show comment]

"Excellent!! (Pun intended) : )

If only 'eccentric' really were spelled with an x!

Seriously loving this! Rachel, you always come up with the funnest ideas; I'm thoroughly jealous."

posted 9 days ago by Jillian

comment on chapter A Xong [show comment]

"Ooh, yes I agree. Don't change either of those two lines"

posted 9 days ago by Rac7hel

"Oh, damn. I just saw it. I repeated "trying" in lines 8 and 14. I'm leaving them both in though. They're my two favorite lines."

posted 9 days ago by redhat

comment on chapter A Yong [show comment]

"Haha I've already written A Qong. I wrote them to help me with Scrabble. :) So X should be a good one."

posted 9 days ago by Rac7hel

"14 lines, and I don't think I repeated a "y" word. This should be a good one Rach! But I feel sorry for who ever tries "X". (it's next... what a hex...)"

posted 9 days ago by redhat

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"Very cool. A vibrant version of verse to come... how exciting!"

"Been done?! Preposterous. Someone here will have to do a better one.

I don't know too many schl- words.... :/

That schlub, Schlegel, is always schlepping his schlock."

"Sure. Why not. It's only 11 more each at worst. I'm sure somebody will kick in a few. I think Thong song has been done, but I'd like to see what you could do with a schlong."

"Do you think we'll make it all the way to A? Maybe after that we can start using letter combinations, like A Clong, A Thong, A Schlong..."

"Thanks Wachel. hehehe, I just figured out, if we stay on this pattern, you get Dong. You better hope somebody else jumps in."

"It's so cool how the letter really sets the mood for the poem. Especially a letter like W with all those woooow sounds. Weally gweat work wedhat!"

"lol lol lol"

"This is a great idea!!

I especially like A Xong.

Aware I am awkwardly awaiting A Wong, it will be wonderful!"

"Holy s**t! I had to read this just before dinner! I lost my appetite now! :P"

"Thanks Jillian... I saw "excentric" in the dictionary and thought "eccentric" but clearly that's not the same word. Now it's explosive!!!"

"That's the most amazing description of taking a crap I've ever seen."

"Awesome."

"Excellent!! (Pun intended) : )

If only 'eccentric' really were spelled with an x!

Seriously loving this! Rachel, you always come up with the funnest ideas; I'm thoroughly jealous."

"whew! That only took about 5 hours"

"Ooh, yes I agree. Don't change either of those two lines"

"Oh, damn. I just saw it. I repeated "trying" in lines 8 and 14. I'm leaving them both in though. They're my two favorite lines."

"That really reminds me of camping trips I used to take with my family... even sometimes my grandmother was there. And we always made eggs. But I don't think we yodeled. And there weren't sting rays or whales. But still."

"Haha I've already written A Qong. I wrote them to help me with Scrabble. :) So X should be a good one."

"14 lines, and I don't think I repeated a "y" word. This should be a good one Rach! But I feel sorry for who ever tries "X". (it's next... what a hex...)"