This is a strange story. Remember! Each chapter MUST be strange.
Tim is a normal guy, with a normal life. He and his life are so normal, they're boring!
Tim woke up lying in his boring bed, dressed in his boring pajamas. His dreams that night were strange, though in dream terms, they where boring. Tim got up and brushed his teeth with his boring toothpaste, and put on his most boring sut and tie. He stepped out from his boring house, and started to make his way to his boring job as a lawyer. He had no idea of the the strange and wonderous things fate had in store for him.