Take you to the moon.

Yes, the elephant can talk. That's probably what amazes you most right now, although in retrospect it was probably the exploding cake, or the leprochaun that turned into a limo because of it that took the gold. Either way, do not care- the elephant has just given you a once in a lifetime oppritunity: to go into space with the limo infused with magic from the cake. You agree, and are having a great time with the very cramped elephant in the in- car hot tub until he spills water on your hat. A minor altercation arises, which turns into a full blown fight. The elephant wins, of course, but remembers Geneva at the last moment and gives you some choices:

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