I know better than to say,
And I know better than I may,
And I can have more class if I want,
And I can stay out in front,
And I have done awesome things,
And I have done some #%!@ things,
And as this competition comes to a close,
And as the day begins it's death woes...
I will write as I never had,
And I will never lose to this young lad,
And I guess she's more of a girl,
And I guess I took poetry for a whirl,
And I told her what test she must do,
And I told her it was not a pile of poo...
I can say with confidence and certainty,
And I can say with a smile and sincerity,
And I will declare "It is done..."
And I will declare "We had our fun..."
And I think we all knew who won the war,
And I think I know who the prize is for...
I will head to the coffee joint,
And I will settle our point,
And I am sure we will both agree,
And I am sure that the winner will be...
AUGHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! I'M GOING TO RUN THROUGH AN EXPLOSION AND DODGE-ROLL INTO THE CAFÉ!