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by snowstormfir in Humour, Just for Fun, Poetry added 17 days ago

mmm... fruity

Why be so fatty? When you can just have some fruit,

Apples, bananas or ginger root,

vegetables will also do

potatoes, tomatoes, whatever pleases you

 

put them in a sandwich, a bagel or toast

Crumpets, waffles pancakes and roasts

have them with anything, pasta or soup

but maybe not with an ice cream scoop

 

Once in a while have some fat

roasted porcupine, roasted rat

wild or domestic, cook it for tea

with gravy it tastes good, you will see

 

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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for snowstormfir "i was just bored so made up something random that rhymed... again - NOT SERIOUS"
posted 16 days ago by snowstormfir
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "not sure about the roasted rat. but go ahead if that's your fave thing, just dont make me watch you eat it :D"
posted 16 days ago by seldom
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "lol lol this is making me hungry"
posted 18 days ago by seldom
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for snowstormfir "Pancakes!!!!!"
posted 18 days ago by snowstormfir
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for snowstormfir "lol :D, The start of this poem actually originated in a text message LOL =D"
posted 18 days ago by snowstormfir
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "jokey entry for ya. hope I did it justice. There's a lot of toasted products left lol"
posted 18 days ago by seldom
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "lol"
posted 18 days ago by seldom
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for snowstormfir "i just did this because i got bored THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS!!!! it's just a joke"
posted 19 days ago by snowstormfir

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