But sometimes I'm tempted to eat crumpets instead,

Especially just before going to bed

With lashings of butter that runs down my chin

All that fat! I know it's a sin

But

Waffles are great if I want something sweet

Spread with honey they go down a treat

But I still hanker back to a crumpet with cheese

My problem is, I'm hard to please!

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