Keep Asking For Help

"How do you know that I am not an old person?" You ask the operator.


"You don't sound like an old person."


"What do I sound like?"


There is more laughing in the background. Then, the reply: "You sound like a complete idiot!"


"That's no way to speak to a citizen of this fine country!"


Ignoring your last statement, the operator asks, "Would you like an ambulance sent to your house?"

The End

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