"How do you know that I am not an old person?" You ask the operator.
"You don't sound like an old person."
"What do I sound like?"
There is more laughing in the background. Then, the reply: "You sound like a complete idiot!"
"That's no way to speak to a citizen of this fine country!"
Ignoring your last statement, the operator asks, "Would you like an ambulance sent to your house?"