Keep Asking For Help

"How do you know that I am not an old person?" You ask the operator.

 

"You don't sound like an old person."

 

"What do I sound like?"

 

There is more laughing in the background. Then, the reply: "You sound like a complete idiot!"

 

"That's no way to speak to a citizen of this fine country!"

 

Ignoring your last statement, the operator asks, "Would you like an ambulance sent to your house?"

The End

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