Call Your Friend

You dial your friend's number and she picks up after the second ring. "OKAY I GET IT I SHOULD GET CAR INSURANCE STOP CALLING ME ALREADY BECAUSE YOUR VOICE IS UGLY AND SCARY AND REMINDS ME OF MY EX-ROBOT SERVANT SO GO AWAY OR I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY VIEWING OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY AND IF I MISS ONE SECOND NOTHING WILL MAKE SENSE SO GOOD BYE!!!"

She hangs up.

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