Moaning in agony, you hang up and crawl back down the steps. You slide on the floor, your hands clawing into the floor and dragging your pained body along.
Before you hoist yourself onto your couch, you cry out. You've just felt the wrath of the terrible rugburn on your stomach. (You're still in your pajamas, which consists of underwear. You CREEPER!)
You also realize your grand talent of navigating through your house blind. Wow.
You realize you left your television remote all the way on the kitchen table last night.
You cry and cry and cry... Until you get dehydrated from crying so much. Then you die.
YOU DED, FOOL!!!
so sad :0 care to try again?