You decide that you can't wait for the slow doctor's office. You decide to go to the hospital. When you get there, a nurse asks you what happened.
"I ate this hairy bacon. But, it wasn't really bacon. It was the remains of this dead guy that blew up when I punched the red button."
The nurse grabs the walkie talkie from her belt and says, "We have a code 303."
"What is code 303?" you ask.