Go to the Hospital

You decide that you can't wait for the slow doctor's office. You decide to go to the hospital. When you get there, a nurse asks you what happened.

 

"I ate this hairy bacon. But, it wasn't really bacon. It was the remains of this dead guy that blew up when I punched the red button."

 

The nurse grabs the walkie talkie from her belt and says, "We have a code 303."

 

"What is code 303?" you ask.

The End

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