You quickly dial the number of your family doctor. The secratary picks up,"Hello, Doctor Strout's office, how may I help you?"
"I need help, fast!" You frantically shout," I thought I was eating bacon, but it was this man the blew up when I pressed a red button on the wall!" You keep babbling on.
The secratary slowly speaks,"So, you ate a dead man that blew up when you pressed a button. Well, we will send help soon."
"Thank you, thank you so much," you yelp.
"Your welcome, just stay where you are. Do not go outside, there is an out of control bulldozer on the road." 10 minutes pass and you feel worse then before. You want to get help now, but where should you go?