You pick up the milk carton and dial the Missing Persons Hotline in bold at the bottom of the ad. A computer picks up the phone. "Hello, this is the Missing Persons Hotline. We will have a person with you in a moment please hold," then the computer voice begins to sound like more of a werewolf-zombie beast. "still as we EAT YOUR BRAINS BY SUCKING THEM THROUGH THE PHONE LINES!!! WHAHAHAHA!!!"
You scream, just a little.
You try to hang up, but it's too late. The phone is stuck to your ear and it won't come off. You fall down on the floor as the phone continues to suck your brains out through your ear like a vacuum.
YOU DED, FOOL!
hehehe shalt thou triest againest? :D