You opt for taking away your boredness first. After all, being bored is worse than being hungry!
You find some matches and pile up wood in your backyard. Maybe you shouldn't light it in your backyard, but in the park instead. That way there would be more room and also you could make a bigger bonfire.
Unfortunately, only dimwits light bonfires in parks with trees on either side of it, but, there you are, a dimwit. The bonfire starts smoking and you realise your mistake, but by then it's already too late. The trees have caught on fire, and you only have two choices: