You bet no-one can compete against your supreme ugliness! The second ugliest must be far behind you, maybe even a bit pretty.
As you hit enter, you realise that maybe, just maybe, you beat the second ugliest by a little bit. You wait for the page to load up, then click images. There, the second ugliest person. Hey, not bad, not bad at all. Maybe can be a bit messier, but... you find a comments section.